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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Delighted by the fact that Crowley and Aziraphale ‘making an effort’ is, like, their version of roleplay.

“My dear, I hope this doesn’t sound too outré…”

“Oh? Go on,” said Crowley, lowering his sunglasses.

“I wonder if it would interest you to pretend…”

Crowley’s eyebrows climbed.

“…that we had sex drives.”

“Why, angel,” said Crowley, intrigued. “You naughty bitch.”

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anaesthetist: she’s not fit for a GA, her chest is awful, and i think she has undiagnosed disseminated malignancy. she needs further imaging before her #NOF repair

ortho consultant: THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE HAS A BROKEN HIP

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I’ve been waiting 3 years of residency to share this and oh my gawd it’s even funnier now that i’ve actually dealt with fellow orthopedic residents

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