File facial waxing under “things that shouldn’t feel good but do.”

bmouse replied to your post: i do not know how anybody writes non-sexual…

Now is a funny time to remember that they haven’t even kissed in most of mine, but I guess I did write //significant// pillow stealing. Oh and that one drabble where they’re married… Oh welp.

Tremendously significant pillow-stealing, my dear, and also married yes. You’re just skipping over the minutiae, is all.

(and oh, what minutiae they are)