(Posts tagged i am trying to imagine any way this could possibly have gone down)

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i am trying to imagine any way this could possibly have gone down the closest i've ever gotten involve deep dish nine and Angry Kotra

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copepods

coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you

mallsharks

he hates sea bunny?

AND leaf sheep??

how can one say they hate ALL molluscs??? have you talked to each and every one? what did the magnapinna squid do to you? did an orthocone call you a mean word? did a freshwater pearl mussel cheat on you? lmao fishfact like… thats so many kinds of animals!! mayhaps they meant snails and slugs but thats such a small part of the diversity aquatic