amango-tea asked:

Julian and Garak as Pokémon trainers. (If you're into Pokémon--if not, hit me up for a different prompt!)

bmouse answered:

Hey feltelures, talk about a blast-from-the-past prompt! I used to watch Pokemon on the original USA airtime back when I was…12? And then I played some of the early Game Boy games in high school. Basically my heyday was when there were only 150 Pokemon but I do have a great fondness for it so I’ll try my best…

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When Garak pulls a secret drawer out of the side-panel of his couch (‘take note doctor, people rather expect this sort of thing from a desk or a bookshelf and neglect to check the other furniture ) Julian gasps. Cardassian Pokeballs are a little more ovoid, individually textured, and each comes with a cunningly cast little hook to clip onto their trainer’s harness. 

 

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Pittsburgh was designed for you to die inside it.

Lady Yate-Xel, re: navigating Pittsburgh with a GPS

[theflamingoandthejackal]

Stargate Theme with Lyrics

Stargate it’s a great big whirl

With a great big swirl

And you step inside to another world.

We’re talking Stargate,

It’s a crazy trip.

You can go quite far and you don’t need a car 

Or even a ship.

There’s Colonel O’Neill,

And Carter,

And Daniel,

And Teal’c.

Look out for that Gou gou gou gougougougou gould.

[archaeo-geek]

Ladies and gentlemen, these dorks men brought us Stargate SG-1.

[megustadavidtennant]

I just wanted to draw Jeeves and Bertie as Sebastian and Ciel. Basically any excuse to put Bertie in Ciel’s outrageously pretty outfits.

no but really - where are the Jeeves/Black Butler crossover fics??

I mean, come on. Demon Jeeves and Lord Bertie Wooster.

[tomhiddlestonftw]

i would watch this everyday. 

[theartofhiddleston]

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

[shercocklocked]

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

[ohiseebetterfromadistance]

LMAO @ Sports!!!! 

[rennertastic]

OMFG SPORTS

[survivingreichenbach]

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

[shercockandmycrotch]

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

[fullmetalbenders]

wHAT IS THIS

I CAN’T EVEN

ASLDGHISDOGHIOSD

[benedicthiddleston]

This post wins.

[see-you-around-uhvatar]

wait a second

[clockworkkanella]

Man am I remembering Fruits Basket wrong

[thispersonisillogical]

Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers

Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that

He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie

Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks

Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor

Donations to veterans charities go through the roof

Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it

[osointricate]

Steve Rogers starting a twitter specifically for linking people to horrible news stories and calling news stations out on their lies and scare tactics 

Using his twitter to complain about the state of public news and how it should be a space of change and value and honesty for the American public, and how he’s so ashamed of it all

[thispersonisillogical]

He accidentally becomes like public face for the new generation of politically savvy people

They make of shirts like WWCD “what would Cap do?”

Tony is thrilled and proud and hires of team of lawyers exclusively to handle the news stations screaming about Steve

Fox news gets slapped with so many libel fines and law suits

[osointricate]

Going on a show and regretting it the moment an offensive question or comment comes up and decides he’s completely done and just tears the interviewer a new one.  It goes viral.  

The public face thing is just the start.  It starts this whole new wave of people that shut down offensive shit during interviews and holding their own.

There is a short time period once he turns 35 where there is a rally cry of “Captain America for President” that he gracefully turns down.

[thispersonisillogical]

But politicians starting courting him, trying to get him to publicly state that they support him because his influence is just so massive, and they keep getting shut down hard

Talks about growing up in the depression when people bring up financial issues - says things like “With all due respect, ma’am, what others may remember as being over 80 years ago was less then 5 ago to me. Things were supposed to get better. Those issues we thought we fixed were supposed to go away - we were supposed to work to a future where it was gone - and instead it seems to be worse then ever.”

And of course he’s a raging feminist and is absolutely appalled when Natasha tells him about rape statistics

Bruce takes a lot of time to fully educate him about the social and medical side of abortions, teaches him about the various birth defects and medical issues the mothers can face, shows him the demographic information of access and need, and Steve is horrified by that too

Then Tony walks him through gay rights and other LGBTQ issues, all of them helping him understand how sexuality can manifest differently and the difference between sex and gender identity

[osointricate]

Steve just REAL FUCKIN DONE with everything.

Angrily stands in protest rallies and dares people to start something with peaceful protesters.  Just DARES them.

Rolls his eyes at baby boomer articles about the newer generations.  He’s heard that mess before.  He’s done with it.

Understanding people have problems with medical bills, having been there himself.

Fucking standing up for single mothers becaUSE LIKE WHOA THAT’S HIS MOTHER YOU JUST DISSED.

Steve Rogers hating bullies.  Hates that kids are actually KILLING THEMSELVES because of bullying and people are just “oh boys will be boys” about it and he’s just LIVID. 

[crotchgunsamurai]

I would go into debt to read this comic. This is what Captain America should be. This is what America should be.

[babblingbug]

cries i want to embrace this post forever

[elementalsight]

Peaceful protests staying peaceful because when the cops try to start something it doesn’t matter how many of them there are, Steve’s there and he will shut them down, but more than that: Steve gets pepper sprayed. Steve gets chemical burns. Steve on shaky iphone video blind and disoriented and still using his body to protect others as the cops close in. And suddenly the heroes who stay back because they don’t want to get involved - because they shouldn’t use their powers ‘like that’ start showing up in droves.

Peter gumming up the smoke and pepper bombs before they go off. Thor becoming a one man blockade. Natasha working with organizers to help plan for escapes if things do go badly. Tony’s not only keeping Cap up to date - he’s putting considerable money behind the political candidates who will actually work to improve things, because we all know you need money to represent at the polls. They’re not there attacking the police - even if the officers are being assholes, they understand they have a job to do and often bad orders - but they will protect the protesters who have done nothing but show up.

And the more they do, the more heroes join in. Because it’s not just about using your powers against the mighty evil empire Strexx or taking down some guy calling himself the Boomerang. It’s about making sure you want to keep living in the world you keep saving.

[copperbadge]

Deadpool Coulson is the best Coulson.

[From Deadpool #22, 2014.]

[punsandpasserines]

What does an elderly whovian say?
GET OFF MY RASSILAWN!