[toastpiercer]

as hilarious as jezri’s obvious fundamental incompatiblity is it rlly adds something of an additional ironic tragedy to garak’s situation tbh. like “uh okay college chick, so ur telling me ur NOT into foot worship in a candelit bubble bath while playing pornographic secret agent games as julian’s slutty bunny sidekick, Cloaca Galore? so uhhhhh if you don’t mind me asking, what the hell did you even steal him for then??? tf…”