[tinsnip]

oh my god! (i woke up with a snake tattoo)
oh my god! (and i think that my tongue’s pierced, too)
oh my god, oh my god: it’s the sunday morning after,
and baby, who the hell are you?

“Dear Lord—”

“Hell’s bells—”

A pause of mutually aghast assessment.

“Well, would you look at that.”

“Oh, that’s weird. That’s really weird. Your face—”

“What about it?”

“It’s… it’s my face. But doing the things your face, uh… does.”

“Seeing you distort my features beyond recognition isn’t particularly pleasant for me, either.”

“Aw, poor angel. Is he an ickle bit put out?”

“Oh! That’s extremely disconcerting. Please don’t do that.”

“Don’t do what?”

“Don’t… please don’t use that tone while you’re in my body. Or make that face.”

“Wha— how else would I talk?”

“I’m not sure, but certainly you could be a bit more cultured… is my head supposed to hurt this much? My left eyebrow is absolutely cramping—”

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[tinsnip]

Morning reblog!

[holosuitebuddies]

tinsnip replied to your post “I spent about 15% of my day imagining Garak coming to Montgomery and…”

okay but what flavour of milkshake tho it is important

chocolate and banana. it’s my favorite. Garak can pick what he likes. I wonder…

[lemonsweetie]

Do you think Red Leaf Tea is sweet? I’m thinking like a variation of a green tea ice cream. Or I’m thinking about Kanar flavored ice cream like they do with Bailey’s ice cream.

Borger King, now serving Kanar and Red Tea Leaf Flavored Milkshakes!

[tinsnip]

Mmm, red leaf tea ice cream. I’d try it. Sounds rather good, actually.

And kanar-flavoured - you know, I once read a fic where kanar was described as tasting half of anise, half of fish. Tack on some incredible sweetness to that and you have my headcanon. Yuck~~~ (but who knows? if people will eat tiger tail ice cream, they’ll eat anything)