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swimming in your ocean (i can get pretty sidetracked) - tinsnip - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

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Chapters: 2/3
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley
Additional Tags: Smut, Purposely vague genitalia, Any genital swapping is absolutely intentional, Kintsugi angels, Scaly demons, Sex as play, Established Relationship, Porn Without Plot, character-driven
Summary:

“Everything all right down there?”

He’s as happy as a clam.

***

Three little chapters of happy smut. Immortal genderless beings assuming mostly-human forms would, I figure, have a bit of a different approach to sex. They’ve got no particular drive, and all the time in the world. Getting sidetracked is part of the fun.

Next little bit.

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swimming in your ocean (i can get pretty sidetracked) - tinsnip - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley
Additional Tags: Smut, Purposely vague genitalia, Any genital swapping is absolutely intentional, Kintsugi angels, Scaly demons, Sex as play, Established Relationship, Porn Without Plot, character-driven
Summary:

Under him, Aziraphale makes a soft, deep sound.

He lets go, leaves his lips just where they are. “You’re sweet. You taste sweet.”

Apparently Aziraphale isn’t up to making words right now.

***

Three little chapters of happy smut. Immortal genderless beings assuming mostly-human forms would, I figure, have a bit of a different approach to sex. They’ve got no particular drive, and all the time in the world. Getting sidetracked is part of the fun.

First little bit!

• Gabriel: what do we do with demons?
• Gabriel: we *smite on sight*
• Aziraphale: /sees Crowley
• Aziraphale: /shrugs
• Aziraphale: i gave away my flaming sword and also have doubts about the ineffable plan
• Crowley: /is *smitten*

[qwanderer]

listen I played myself. “A Good Omens-based garashir AU practically writes itself,” I said. 

Now I’m deeply invested in this and I can’t decide which one of them is the angel and which is the demon.

Although actually, considering the spirit of the source material, that’s probably a good sign.

points for Bashir as the angel and Garak as the demon:

• Bashir is from the Federation, and the Federation can be very Good Omens heaven tbh.
  
• he can be, uhh… preachy. He heals things for a living.
  
• Garak is from the Obsidian Order. They uh. Are kind of. “Love, bad. Kill people, good.” Funny old world, if Obsidian Order agents went around trusting each other.
  
• He. Literally. Is a scaly reptile creature in vaguely human form and the place he hails from is dark and hot.
  

On the other hand!

Points for Garak as the angel and Bashir as the demon:

• Garak owns a shop. He has a public identity that is extremely equated with his shop. There’s a lot of other stuff behind that, but the public identity is important to him.
  
• Books! Food! Alcohol! Richly detailed, warm and comfortable-looking clothing!
  
• Speaks in a slightly more formal mode. Sometimes even slightly stiff.
  
• Bashir… saunters.
  
• He’s the one who makes an effort to be suave, and the one who seeks out speed and excitement. He’s the one who’s always up on the latest tech. He likes to think that he is Cool.
  

Anyway

if I did write this I would probably go for angel!Bashir and demon!Garak because those are more logistics points and the second list is more about personality

so I sort of picture it being more like a “what if there was an angel like Crowley and a demon like Aziraphale” AU

I probably won’t write it though, I have very little time and energy to spare!

@tinsnip would you like to contribute ideas, write this, or attempt to convince me to write this?

[tinsnip]

oh my gosh, it’s perfect

and like? at first i was completely on the Angel!Bashir kick, like, it seemed obvious, but oh no, of the two of them Garak is absolutely the Aziraphale

this is charming

if there were two of me i would write this

as it is i will thoroughly enjoy its existence and hope that you fiddle more with it

Good Omens by thenizu

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tell me all the ways - tinsnip - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Post-Canon, Couple, Bickering, sometimes it’s hard to put in words, sometimes one might not like the words one has to use, and sometimes one just has to do it anyway, Absolute fluff
Summary:

Crowley was out in the garden.

Aziraphale was in his study, most definitely not looking out the window.

Really. Really. One little speck of sentiment: was it so much to ask?

Some A/C fluff. Bruised feelings and awkward make-ups: the best.

Good Omens | Dost Thou Shippeth Aziraphale & Crowley? | Stuff You Like 130

I resonate to Aziraphale. I get Aziraphale.

Because it’s just like–

When he’s around humans, he’s on his very best behaviour. He’s kind and gentle and fixes their bikes and tells them to have nice dreams and inspires them and soothes them and, and, and, gosh, isn’t he nice, really, he’s just such an angel–

And when he’s by himself he introverts as hard as possible–

And when he’s with Crowley, the one being who gets it, he just - well, after a drink or two, plausible deniability don’t you know - he just yodels:

“I had the most ghastly day, I had to smile at everyone and there were three miracles and they were all soppy nonsense, and can you imagine there were customers in my shop? actually? in? my? shop? and they wouldn’t leave and then the telephone rang twice and the questions were so stupid and then I had to go out last minute and solve someone’s crisis of faith and I just, Crowley, I’m exhausted, really, how do you suppose all the others do it? Am I being a bit over the top? You can tell me, really, be honest.”

Crowley is, with some effort, not smiling.

“Maybe you should try being a demon. Really properly being one, I mean. I think we have more fun. I know I do.”

“Oh, it’s all awful, I’m just exhausted, don’t even bother tempting me, I’m sure it would be exactly the same; pour me another, there’s a kind soul, and let’s watch the television broadcast about the ‘alien’ with the box and the scientific devices and I don’t want to say another word.”

My baby~~~

Mostly Aziraphale approaches his body as just another item of decor to tote around with him through the centuries. He’s had the same hairstyle the entire time, for starters; the thought of that alone makes Crowley want to roll about on the floor from boredom. He keeps his nails neat and trim and quite undecorated (although they are buffed to a mirror shine). He doesn’t use makeup. He doesn’t wear jewellery, aside from his ring, and since he never takes it off Crowley figures it’s probably bonded to his skin by now, just another part of the corpus. He doesn’t shave; he simply doesn’t grow facial hair at all. His body is, in short, mostly unappreciated for the pleasures it could provide.

He does love to eat and drink, but Crowley doesn’t count that; mostly what Aziraphale seems to love about those two things is going on at length about the qualities of the food or vintage at hand, and that’s brains again, whole damned angel full of brains.

But there’s nothing cerebral about a backrub.

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Like light, refracted - tinsnip - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), The world itself, And some unfortunate airplane passengers
Additional Tags: easier than air with air, celestial lovemaking, Crowley isn’t smooth, Aziraphale likes him that way
Summary:

Full steam ahead, decided Crowley: “I think we should get naked.”

Ethereal/occult lovemaking of the rather fluffy variety.