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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

“Only a perfect servant can solve a perfect mess! Being the perfect gentleman’s gentleman or lady’s lady doesn’t make you an angel. Can you untangle your employer’s knottiest problems with elegance and unruffled grace? As the valet or lady’s maid of Rory Wintermint, you’ll go head to head with recalcitrant aunts, light-handed houseguests, manage a fox hunt and corral exotic birds!

Tally Ho is a 600,000 word interactive comedy of manners by Kreg Segall, where your choices control the story. It’s entirely text-based—without graphics or sound effects—and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.It’s England between the wars, and the 1920s are roaring! When your employer, a proper young gentleman or lady named Rory Wintermint is summoned to their aunt Primrose’s country house Ritornello for a weekend, it’s up to you to make everything run smoothly…or not! Glide gracefully behind the scenes to arrange everything from the flowers to their love life, or leave Rory to their own devices as you pursue crime, adventure, and romance! Will you lie, cheat, and steal to ensure your employer’s happiness, or will you insist upon personal integrity?• 

Play as male, female, or nonbinary; gay, straight, or bi, and even poly.

• Help Rory sort out their love life, or sabotage it utterly.
• Solve the case of a mysterious sneak-thief–or join them on a crime spree.
• Aid spies, evade the law, calm flighty flappers, and unruffle Aunt Primrose.
• Win an Exotic Animal Show and a boat race fairly, or cheat!
• Dance the lindy hop, or a graceful waltz—or just tut disapprovingly.
• Ride trains, motorcycles, zip-lines, bicycles, horses, and rusty jalopies!
• Jazz it up in the Jazz Age, or remain aloof and cool as a cucumber.You’ll be swingin g from the chandeliers or serving the canapes in this madcap, but altogether elegant comedy.”

Source: choiceofgames.com
OH MY JEEVES!!!!!!! game text game adventure game jeeves jeeves and wooster I WANNA BE JEEEEEEVES

AU where Bertie does marry Honoria Glossop. The entire thing is written from her POV and it’s all about her gradual realization that the man cannot be improved, and that she has in fact let herself in for a world of trouble. Her life is consumed by cleaning up the messes he makes. To aid her, she establishes contact with Jeeves, and the two of them write commiserating letters back and forth. Eventually she realizes that managing Bertie is beyond even her sagacious capabilities, and Jeeves is brought on as Bertie’s personal manager, because srsly, Honoria Glossop has better things to do than take care of him.

Mostly because I think it would be tremendously fun to hear Honoria’s internal voice, and because I think that she and Jeeves would get on famously once Jeeves realized she didn’t want to eat Bertie alive.

jeeves and wooster honoria glossop jeeves bertie wooster because i jjust think there could be sooooo many fun conversations~~~~