Hello from Sputnik 2
I am receiving you
Thanks for the dog food
I’m somewhere above you now
Guess what Malashenkov?
I took the collar off
I’m holding my own leash
And walking myself outside
This door
I don’t think
I want to be a good dog anymore.

Space Doggity, Jonathan Coulton

[jqlgirl]

“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you,
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it.
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies,
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much?
Maybe I used too many monkeys.
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?”

- Jonathan Coulton, “Skullcrusher Mountain”

Me with every Jonathan Coulton album:

first listen: meh

second listen: these words are imbued with holy meaning

Jonathan Coulton - All This Time (Official Video)

i’ll tell the secret if i speak
it’s what i’m smiling about
i keep it tucked into my cheek
until it’s safe to spit out

mashable.com

Jonathan Coulton returns as Portal's songwriter in 'Lego Dimensions'

Jonathan Coulton, the writer of "Still Alive," returns to author another song from GLaDOS' perspective: "You Wouldn't Know," which is in 'Lego Dimensions.'

Chelsea Stark

“She isn’t always aware of herself. That’s why she always comes off as passive aggressive and lonely. She’s damaged and she wears all these masks.”

Jonathan Coulton pauses. “Please make it clear that I’m talking about a fictional character, because it sounds like I almost can’t tell the difference between this and reality.”