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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
goddamnshinyrock
ladyyatexel:
“ Random Deep Dish Nine Julian-crashes-on-Garak’s-couch overnight doodle for Tinsnip, who is one of the finest enablers I’ve ever met.
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micathemineral’s tags -
anyways THIS IS ADORBS SUPER ADORBS Julian Bashir garak deep space...
reblogged for micathemineral's tags micathemineral you made me sad too a lovely sadness like wiiiiine sighhhhhh
goddamnshinyrock
micathemineral

What I’ve learned about aliens from Star Trek by reading Star Trek fanfic:

  • Every species finds humans who conform to traditional human standards of beauty attractive.
  • On any species with ridges, scales, pointy ears, antennae, or other inhuman features, those features will invariably be extremely sensitive (or outright erogenous zones), regardless of how feasible that might be given their stated function and/or their placement.
  • Most species have a mating season that induces violent passion
  • Two words: delicious semen
  • Retractable and/or self-lubricating penises are de rigueur.
  • Even if the males of a species are unattractive by human standards, the females will be at least moderately sexy.
  • All species are sexually compatible with humans.
  • All species are sexually compatible with humans.
tinsnip

I think Humans are just sexually compatible with all species. We are the sluts of the universe. (no slut-shaming; everybody loves that about Humans)

Also, erogenous zones - I know, right? If Cardassian ridges are erogenous zones, why does their armour leave them exposed, they could get punched there, wouldn’t that be like getting smacked in the balls?

speculative xenobiology micathemineral talks about my favourite things
goddamnshinyrock
micathemineral:
“ I FINISHED A THING. I haven’t had time for much non-school stuff lately, but I managed to finally finish this little painting during D&D tonight. Garak and Bashir and Lady’s Cardassian war orphans.
It’s really more of a colored...
micathemineral

I FINISHED A THING. I haven’t had time for much non-school stuff lately, but I managed to finally finish this little painting during D&D tonight. Garak and Bashir and Lady’s Cardassian war orphans.

It’s really more of a colored sketch, and there’s a lot of things wrong with it, but we’re doing midnight IHoP now so here it is, as complete as it will ever be.

MICAAAAAAAAA I AM SCREAMING I MADE A VICTORIOUS GESTURE IRL AND SLAPPED MY THIGHS VIGOUR micathemineral fanart i was just wondering yesterday what had ever happened to this and remembering julian's laugh and garak's tender look and his eyes are just right they're both just right and mira and tolan and the TOOTH GAP wonderful wonderful wonderful making it real
goddamnshinyrock
tinsnip

Julian Bashir has been on Cardassia for six months. He thinks he’s adapted pretty well. But when it’s time to learn the language, he realizes he’s nowhere near as clever as he thought. Set post-canon, about a year and a half after the series ends. Light stuff, with occasional dips into darker territory.

Completed, ladies and gentlemen; please do have a read, if you like Garak/Bashir and/or Cardassian worldbuilding! Please like if you like, and I would die for comments. This is unbeta’d; I welcome constructive criticism on AO3 or here.

Thanks so much!

micathemineral

This is wonderful! I adore your worldbuilding and the way your characterize post-canon Julian! I usually enjoy Garak POV more than Julian POV, but I really loved seeing Garak’s struggle through the lens of Julian’s. Everyone should definitely go read this.

tinsnip

Self indulgent reblog because yessssss, you got it; like Lady Yate-xel says, sometimes you have a thing in your head, and you try to put it on the paper, and you’re not quite sure if it made it over - but it did, it did, hooray! Thanks so much for the rec and the nice comments; I am delighted!

micathemineral such nice tags i'm so glad you liked the rain scene i SAW it in my head and then i had to try to write it down and that's unusual because i don't often think in pictures but there they were
youimaginedit
teroknortailor:
“ micathemineral:
“ A practice digital collage piece that is not going to get any less ugly if I fiddle with it more, so I’m posting it now. Yes, he is wearing a carpet, mostly because I find it hilarious.
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Dude this is beautiful...
micathemineral

A practice digital collage piece that is not going to get any less ugly if I fiddle with it more, so I’m posting it now. Yes, he is wearing a carpet, mostly because I find it hilarious.

teroknortailor

Dude this is beautiful what are you talking about

Reminds me of that ‘chat noir’ piece for some reason

also saving this one to my ‘awesome fanart’ folder

ohhhhhhhh garak micathemineral he looks DAMNED good in that carpet!