Random Deep Dish Nine Julian-crashes-on-Garak’s-couch overnight doodle for Tinsnip, who is one of the finest enablers I’ve ever met.
What I’ve learned about aliens from Star Trek by reading Star Trek fanfic:
- Every species finds humans who conform to traditional human standards of beauty attractive.
- On any species with ridges, scales, pointy ears, antennae, or other inhuman features, those features will invariably be extremely sensitive (or outright erogenous zones), regardless of how feasible that might be given their stated function and/or their placement.
- Most species have a mating season that induces violent passion
- Two words: delicious semen.
- Retractable and/or self-lubricating penises are de rigueur.
- Even if the males of a species are unattractive by human standards, the females will be at least moderately sexy.
- All species are sexually compatible with humans.
- All species are sexually compatible with humans.








