Writing the fic I want to see in the world… a bit of Eurovision with the Von Karma siblings.
The Polish song is okay. It’s pretty catchy. Phoenix bops in his chair until Franziska points angrily at him, her fingertip an inch from his nose. “You will not dance to this.”
“What - why?” He looks at Edgeworth and gets the same angry frown.
“This is not a song. This is robbery.”
忘记存档了！晚到的520祝福
After some googling i found out 520 is a homophone for "I love you" in Mandarin, so May 20th is I love you day.
Here's the Google translated version of this comic. It's super cute. 😍
Chapters:
1/1
Fandom:
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
Rating:
Explicit
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright
Characters:
Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright
Additional Tags:
in Miles’s office, a terrible idea, with time pressure, and in their clothes, Miles POV, and what is he doing???, calibration was not supposed to be like this!
Series:
Part 6 of Rivals With Benefits
Summary:
Miles is attracted to Wright, yes; it’s a horrible but undeniable truth. Surely, though, there’s a way to manage this? A way to be around him without immediately ending up with no pants on?
Well, if there is, he hasn’t figured it out yet.
Miles gets trapped at his office door by Wright, which quickly leads into time-pressure sex. Miles POV, complete with edible-looking Phoenix and constant self-recrimination.
Excerpt:
Eventually he’s considering an escape through the nearest window, because after five minutes, six, seven interminable sixty-second-long minutes of discussion of their current cases, of office gossip, of the weather for God’s sake, Wright still won’t go away.
Miles could shout at him, perhaps? Or say something incredibly rude and cutting. Which wouldn’t be difficult, given Wright’s general… Wright-ness. His tie isn’t tied properly, for one. And his suit needs a cleaning. His shoes are scuffed. His satchel’s half-buckled. His eyebrows… the less said, the better.
And yet, and yet… The needle’s in the yellow zone. Constantly. And it’s vibrating.
the ongoing saga of Miles Edgeworth being unable to do Basic Household Shit, because why would he have to? Maybe Gregory would’ve taught him, but Manfred Von Karma has People for that, and money, and cleaning things is for little people. Now Miles Edgeworth lives in a perfectly-kept apartment and has no idea how to manage any of it.
“You don’t need to make me breakfast. Anyway, you’d just dirty a lot of dishes.”
“Yeah, that’d be a real struggle for you. You might have to run an extra dishwasher load.” Phoenix keeps rooting through cupboards, looking for absolutely anything that could potentially be an ingredient.
He hears Miles sigh in exasperation, and straightens up to see Miles looking away.
“What?”
“It’s simply that… I don’t use the dishwasher.”
“You don’t use–” Okay, maybe he just washes things one at a time? But there’s no soap by the sink, no scrubby flower or little sponge. Neat freak Miles, maybe?
Oh, no.
“Oh, my God, do not fucking tell me–”
“The cleaner comes Monday and Friday! There’s no need for me to–”
“You’re serious right now. You can’t run the dishwasher.”
“I don’t waste time on redundant effort–”
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the Demon Prosecutor who Cannot Wash a Dish. Cower at his might.”
He gets glared at. That’s nothing new.
And then after Edgeworth’s fucked off for a year and is now trying to make nice with Phoenix again:
“Wright… I’ve learned… I can rely on myself now. I can…” He’s grasping for something. “I can… I can use a dishwasher now.”
“Congratulations on your personal growth, you absolute fucking asshole.”
I love reading fics w a pretentious bitchy character bc they'll always b like "oh woe me...the hauntings are everlasting" and u look to see what's wrong and it's their friend invited them to brunch or smth
I think wrightworth is so much better when it's Miles who's the mess who burns water and Phoenix who's better at daily functional things like cooking, cleaning, etc.
Miles Edgeworth is a man who has a tea set delivered to his office by a local hotel. He does not know how to cook.
cucumber-s
folkdances
'blorbo from my shows' this 'blorbo from my shows' that. well what about blorbo from HER shows 🤨
[ID: A simply coloured digital comic featuring Maya Fey and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. In the first panel we see a computer screen open to a text document which reads, "'Thanks to you I am saddled with unneeded feelings,' said the Evil Magistrate before kissing the Steel Samurai with". The text cuts off. In the second panel, we see Maya typing the above into a computer with a concentrated smile. Phoenix is leaning down behind her, wearing an extremely confused expression. In the last panel, he asks, "What the hell are you writing?" as Maya reels back in surprise, shouting "AH" as one hand smacks out to cover the computer screen. End ID.]
i thought Wright had lean
