(Posts tagged oh SHIT)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
critgemhero
critical-gemini-hero

So has anyone had the headcanon yet that when Aziraphale and Crowley got back to Crowley's place that night, they finally confessed to loving each other and that at some point during it one of them said "You mean the world to me" and therefore that's why when Crowley said "To the world" and Aziraphale said it back, it was the softest and most drenched in love exchange I've ever heard in my life?

oh shit welp undone hereditary enemies good omens
ineffableplan

love and its decisive pain

ao3feed-goodomens

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2V1njhi

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The cottage isn’t going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.

Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.

Words: 4146, Chapters: ½, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of how big the hourglass, how deep the sand



read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2V1njhi
air conditioning ineffable husbands hereditary enemies oh shit this is going to be my thing isn't it
corpusinvictus-blog
I suppose earlier generations had to sit through all this huffing and puffing with the invention of television, the phone, cinema, radio, the car, the bicycle, printing, the wheel and so on, but you would think we would learn the way these things work, which is this:

1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;

2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;

3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.

Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are.
Source: douglasadams.com
oh shit let the downward spiral begin
walrus-queen

Ammonia Leak on Station

colchrishadfield

Station’s power relies on ammonia coolant. A few hours ago, we determined that the ammonia was leaking out of the Station and into space. At the analyzed rate, one of the Station’s cooling loops could shut down within 48 hours.

It is a serious situation, but between crew and experts on the ground, it appears to have been stabilized. Tomorrow we find out for certain.

Source: nasa.gov
oh shit
tullytubby
ladysaviours

edgar allen poe joins a fraternity

edgar allen bro

turdlewexler

edgar allen poe makes an enemy

edgar allen foe

rika84

edgar allen poe drives into a ditch

edgar allen tow

cantaby

edgar allan unclogs a drain

edgar allan flow

the-writers-ramblings

edgar allan poe makes the rowing team

edgar allan row

tullytubby

edgar allan poe gets transformed into a bird

edgar allan crow

oh shit i always say i won't reblog shit like this and then i do because baaaahahahaaaa
shiny-good-rock

I’ve just realized that the aliens in the Star Trek: TNG episode “Darmok” essentially communicate through reference jokes.

trekthehalls

I wonder, did they used to be like us? Maybe the story of Darmok and Jilad wasn’t an ancient myth, but a popular movie. Maybe “Shakaa when the walls fell” references an episode of a TV show in which Shakaa really screws up and lets some walls fall. Maybe there was a reaction gif on their alien Tumblrs of Shakka’s face that became the unoversal symbol of FAIL. 

Maybe that’s where our society is headed…

iseefearinyoureyeshuman

OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT.

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

tng darmok oh SHIT this is now my headcanon too and what was a poignant episode is now going to be hysterically funny