[maybenotboring]

"this fanfiction contains mature themes"

your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.

[nonelvis]

Prologue: they try to buy a house and start crying when they have to interpret the Truth in Lending Act form.

Sequel: They remodel the kitchen. They get three completely different bids from contractors, half of the new appliances and countertop finishes are back-ordered or broken, and they end up eating takeout Chinese on the floor for six weeks longer than expected.

And they are always, always too tired to have sex.

oh my god the pants alexander siddig wore in vegas are really tight and i can see his phone i am aroused by his phone