[onetobeamup]

He’s not much on looks
He’s no hero out of books
But I love him
Yes, I love him

ROM AND LEETA IN DEEP DISH NINE THO 

what the hell with rom’s face anyway huMAN FERENGI ARE NO 

song

[the-andorian-mining-consortium]

Quark (and Rom) serving drinks at the bar.

I feel like he should be talking to somebody, probably some shady character, but I’m not sure who. Suggestions? Or should I just make it a random hideous and/or hot half naked alien?

QUARK
First, I want my eulogy to take
place in the holosuite. We’ll
charge admission. Two slips a
head.

ROM
I don’t know about that…

QUARK
You’re right, make it three. I
want you to use this program –
it’s Doctor Bashir’s.

ROM
(reading the label)
Roman chariot races?

QUARK
(nodding)
Trust me, it’s spectacular. Big
crowds. Lots of cheering. Tell
all the women – especially Dax –
they have to come naked… out of
respect.

http://www.st-minutiae.com/academy/literature329/497.txt

I seriously do not remember half of this. There are some really funny lines in here.

[startrekhugs]

[Image: Rom and Leeta hug happily. From The Dogs of War. Image from Trekcore.]

[winded-leaf]

Rule of Acquisition #13

I’ve been watching a lot of DS9 lately ;u; I love Quark.

[startrekds9]

What I liked was that the really sweet and pretty Leeta had Julian Bashir and could have had Lewis Zimmerman but chose to be with Rom. It’s nice that not only the good looking humans/aliens get the girls.

[lisipuska]

Quark teaching young Nog about profit and enterprise. Rom’s just worried on the side.

I’ll use refs when I clean this up for painting, I swear.