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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
Back in 1987, King Graham was already crowned as the King of Daventry and, after saving the beautiful Valanice from her ivory prison, he was the contented father of two beautiful, courageous children. Roger Wilco had already saved the universe not once but twice, and Rosella was about to embark upon a perilous trip to Tamir… when Sonny Bonds drove his car to the Lytton Police Station for the very first time.
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‘“Feed the chickens!” Manannan will say. By the time you find the chickens, he will be so impatient that he shows up suddenly and turns you into a pile of ashes. “Sweep the fireplace!” he will say, ironically conjuring up images of you, yourself, being recently turned into the kind of ashes you’ve been commanded to sweep. Not knowing where the fireplace is, you will walk into his study by accident, and he will immediately fry you for invading his privacy. “Empty my chamberpot!” he will say. You will find his chamberpot, panic under the pressure of being watched and timed under penalty of death, and get killed for nervously typing EMPTY CHAMBERPOP by mistake.

'Eventually, you will find yourself with a few seconds of reprieve from his demands, at which point you will start to piece together exactly what you’re supposed to do in this game that doesn’t involve dying. You will compulsively pick up everything you find. You will spend too long arguing with the text parser over what that blob over there is, and what to do with it. Then Manannan will arrive to murder you for parading around the house with forbidden magic in your pockets. You will have been murdered for possession of cat fur and a spoon.’

Oh, my God, this article. I am crying.

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[Vinesauce] Kings Quit 5 Audio Switch

King’s Quest V glitch - keeps grabbing audio from the wrong source, with very enjoyable results.

Ahaha, oh, goodness, just… wow.
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Oh, my sides!

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Reblogging again, because holy shit, nothing cheers me up like this cheers me up. I am sore from laughing. There are tears on my face. Oh, _GOD._ :D

Source: youtube.com
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