IM JUST SO EXCITED FOR NEW TREKKIES. I WANT TO WRAP YOU UP IN A BIG TREK BLANKIE AND WATCH THE SHOW WITH YOU. IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER WHICH ONE. YOU WANNA WATCH TOS? BABY IM THERE FOR YOU. YOU WANNA WATCH DEEP SPACE 9? MORE LIKE DEEP SPACE FINE! IM HERE FOR YOU, LETS DO THIS SHIT, LET’S BOLDLY GO TOGETHER.
"Ugh, there's no original ideas anymore, everything's already been done..." WRONG. What about those ladies from Austria singing about being possessed by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe