Watching the DS9 episode "The Wire"
- Me: ...
- Me: Wait.
- Me: Netflix, wait.
- Me: There must be some mistake.
- Me: I ordered a real DS9 episode, Netflix.
- Me: What you're showing me is a Garak/Bashir hurt/comfort fic.
- Me: Like, I'm 91% sure this is genuine fanfiction.
- Me: Literally the only thing missing is a magical healing cock.
- Me: ...
- Me: I'm kind of shocked that isn't how the episode ends, actually.
- Me: To be honest, that's the only real problem I have with this situation.


