[benjavert]

I always hated Weyoun, only because he pronounced ‘scones’ the stupid way

[weyounded]

If aesthetics were truly important, the Founders would have included it in our genetic makeup.

[sollyforth]

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using solid scented body wash and switched to Old Dominion, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a runabout with the vorta your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a klingon skull with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now latinum. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Dominion and not a solid. I’m on a horse.

“Weak eyes. Good ears.”