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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I just couldn’t stop laughing while drawing this, it’s so silly

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I want to think these are his garden onions. South Downs.

“I fucking raised you–”

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Aziraphale’s vision blurred. He paused, bowing his head. The knife felt heavy in his hand.

Just a moment, he promised himself. Just a moment and then he’d get back to his work. He was good with a knife. It was what he was for.

Just… just a moment, first.

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myfic ficlet hereditary enemies plant torture tw whoops!

Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak
Additional Tags: Genderbending, Genderplay, Happy Anniversary!, Established Relationship, Oral Sex, And Lots of It, Dildos, because Garak can only handle so much, voracious sexual appetites, On BOTH SIDES, pretty much just ‘good old-fashioned fucking’, … sort of, Porn Without Plot, plot what plot?, PWP
Summary:

As proof positive that I will very happily write anything (and enjoy it!) if asked nicely and promised chocolate, I give you this:

Cosmetic surgery is clearly very easy in the Federation. Easy enough that one can become a Klingon with almost no prep time. Or give Quark a cisfemale body and hormones to match. And heck, if it’s that easy, and if you’ve always been curious about how the other half lives but you don’t really want to change the rest of your body… why not just switch genitals?

Happy anniversary, Elim Garak! Julian has a surprise for you!

(Currently this is a collection of pwp vignettes. Eventually it’ll be slightly more tied-together. When it’s done I’ll remove this paragraph.)

* * *

He stood at the foot of the bed, smiling, and allowed himself a moment of pure aesthetic appreciation.

The composition had taken some work, and the subject himself had kicked up a bit of a fuss at some of the practicalities of posed art, but all in all…

Yes. Worthwhile, I think.

Source: archiveofourown.org
nsfw//// garak x bashir whoops! vibrators julian is stubborn garak is predatory they are both charming idiots myfic