‘More like a snake who goes about the place robbing men of the women they love, if you ask me.’

'Certainly not,’ I protested, learning for the first time that this was what snakes did.

PG Wodehouse, Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen

Her lips were tightly glued together, her chin protruding, her whole lay-out that of a girl who intended to stand no rannygazoo.

PG Wodehouse, Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen

i see what you did there, jeeves

[allieinarden]

…that’s it, buddy, I’m getting you into Jeeves and Wooster. You’ll thank me.

They’re short stories, mostly, but then there are some novels later on. 

My Man Jeeves is free on Project Gutenberg. It’s got four Jeeves and Wooster stories and four about a bloke named Reggie Pepper who was the prototype for Wooster, so it’s a little confusing (but not for someone like you who sifts through manuscripts, I imagine). Get ‘em on your ereader, if you have one, and read them if you’re ever in need of some cheering up because they’re the most hilarious thing. 

What ho!” I said.
“What ho!” said Motty.
“What ho! What ho!”
“What ho! What ho! What ho!”
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

P.G. Whodehouse (1881-1975)

[not-entirely-unlike-tea]

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?’”

"The mood will pass, sir.” 

– P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life, and found a beetle at the bottom.

P. G. Wodehouse 

[darwiniann]

The Inimitable Jeeves, P.G. Wodehouse, 1923.

[a-common-or-garden-hari]

Breaking news: Bingo Little is in love.

[tinsnip]

It must be Tuesday.